Modern Art is Rubbish BINGO Cards

As mentioned in this post I love to hate watch ‘explanations’ of why Modern Art is bad so much I know which points they are likely to make.

Thanks to freebingocards.com for your gaudy stars and stripes style card. It was the obvious artistic choice.

List of boxes on the cards

  • Example of Modern Art featuring:
    1. Pornography
    2. An audience interaction element
    3. Human waste
  • Examples of art by:
    1. Yoko Ono
    2. Jackson Pollock
    3. Michelangelo (take a shot if it’s David)
    4. Da Vinci
  • Saying:
    1. I love art
    2. Elitist
    3. A child could do that
    4. It’s a rock!
    5. It’s just an X
  • Cleaners mistook this art for rubbish
  • Examples of:
    1. Installation art
    2. Performance art
    3. Void paintings (Just all one colour)
  • The vague concept of ‘Decline’
  • Out tax money waste on this
  • Saying the art took less time than the old greats
  • This rubbish sold for millions
  • Everyone else is just pretending to understand
  • It’s a threat to our culture or values
  • OBJECTIVE STANDARDS

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